This page is all about fight quotes or just good quotes for life.  If you would like to add your own quote, or someone else's, please do.  Just remember to give the writer credit, whether that is you or someone else.  Also, any good fighting jokes?

I'll start it off:

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 
     -Abraham Lincoln

There are no pleasures in a fight but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win.
     -Muhammad Ali

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
     -Steven Wright